I guess that's the end of 'Bring your pig to work day' then?

I was called into a meeting yesterday at work regarding the possibility of Swine Flu going pandemic ... Apparently face masks have been ordered for us all to wear, regardless of the fact that they don't actually work due to the germs being smaller than the holes in the mask .. Oh and once the mask gets wet or damp (Like when you breath on it a couple of times) that also nullifies the effect.

I've decided to wear this to work, and have warned my collegues in Dublin that I may sound a bit different on the phone and to ignore any statements where I say I'll be deleting them.

Along with the masks, it has been suggested that work invest in the following as well ...

Needless to say should Cyprus decide to close their borders in the next couple of weeks, so ruining my holiday at the end of May, I'll be taking this FAR more seriously.